Bird beats big bang with bit of baguette  

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The large hadron collider continues to be beset by bad luck (or aggressive defensive action by the future, if you believe some of the stories floating around) - Bird beats big bang with bit of baguette.

THE $6.5 billion machine designed to recreate the conditions present at the beginning of time had to be switched off after a bird dropped a "bit of baguette" into it, causing it to overheat.

As a result, scientists at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland had to postpone their plans last week to emulate the universe's Big Bang.

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"The bird dropped bread on a compensating capacitor..."

In my experience, birds don't drop bread... not undigested anyway. I think the physicists are being a bit coy about the message the little bird delivered.

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