Large Hadron Collider Sabotaging Itself from the Future ?  

Posted by Big Gav

Off topic but entertaining - The Times has an article on a strange series of setbacks suffered by the large hadron collider at CERN - Large Hadron Collider Sabotaging Itself from the Future?.

Explosions, scientists arrested for alleged terrorism, mysterious breakdowns — recently Cern’s Large Hadron Collider (LHC) has begun to look like the world’s most ill-fated experiment.

Is it really nothing more than bad luck or is there something weirder at work? Such speculation generally belongs to the lunatic fringe, but serious scientists have begun to suggest that the frequency of Cern’s accidents and problems is far more than a coincidence.

The LHC, they suggest, may be sabotaging itself from the future — twisting time to generate a series of scientific setbacks that will prevent the machine fulfilling its destiny.

At first sight, this theory fits comfortably into the crackpot tradition linking the start-up of the LHC with terrible disasters. The best known is that the £3 billion particle accelerator might trigger a black hole capable of swallowing the Earth when it gets going. Scientists enjoy laughing at this one.

This time, however, their ridicule has been rather muted — because the time travel idea has come from two distinguished physicists who have backed it with rigorous mathematics.

What Holger Bech Nielsen, of the Niels Bohr Institute in Copenhagen, and Masao Ninomiya of the Yukawa Institute for Theoretical Physics in Kyoto, are suggesting is that the Higgs boson, the particle that physicists hope to produce with the collider, might be “abhorrent to nature”.

What does that mean? According to Nielsen, it means that the creation of the boson at some point in the future would then ripple backwards through time to put a stop to whatever it was that had created it in the first place.

2 comments

Just fun to think about.

Talked to some safety people on the project and heard of all the safety 'issues'. One could really think there are gremlins or alternate things happening.

Simply when you have millions of parts you have millions of problems.

Some can not be easily explained.

Sometimes I think the prognostications of theoretical physicists (ie mathematicians) is up there with the prognostications of winners of The Sveriges Riksbank Prize in Economic Sciences in Memory of Alfred Nobel!

I suspect that this theory falls outside of Poppers criteria and therefore resides outside of science.

How can you falsify (Popperian sense) these claims?

I think that the fact that I'm not a millionaire is because the actions that might lead me to become one are abhorrent to nature, possible leading indirectly to the creation of the Higgs Boson, and as a result the future is sabotaging my pecuniary present!

Morons.

Absolute faith in "rigorous mathematics" needs to be tempered by a smidgen of Godel...

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